A Fleecing We Will Go

I found this witty little poem on PolSpy, a great Canadian political blog.

A Fleecing We Will Go

Chretien had a little scam
Little scam, little scam
Chretien had a little scam
His slush funds they did grow

And everywhere that Chretien went
Chretien went, Chretien went
And everywhere that Chretien went
The money it did flow

He gave it to his friends one day
Friends one day, friends one day
He gave it to his friends one day
Which was against the rules

Quebecers were so outraged
So outraged, so outraged
Quebecers were so outraged
No one treats them like fools

And so Paul Martin cast him out
Cast him out, cast him out
And so Paul Martin cast him out
But scandal lingered near

Angry voters milled about
Milled about, milled about
Angry voters milled about
‘Til Martin did appear

Where did all that money go
Money go, money go
Where did all that money go
The angry voters cry

Why I’ll have Judge Gomery tell you so
Have Judge Gomery tell you so
Have Judge Gomery tell you so
I’ll have judge Gomery tell you so
Paul Martin did reply